When you hear the line “Let’s Go Kill Some Dead People!” spoken with powerful conviction, you know The Night Watchmen is the kind of horror-comedy you’re craving.

The plot from IMDb is this little tidbit “Three bi-polar night watchmen try to stop a rampage of vampires that have taken over the city. But first, they must survive the night.”

However, the plot from director Mitchell Altieri’s own Vimeo upload of the trailer gives us a bit more information:

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

The Night Watchmen is officially in post-production right now, and we still don’t have a release date, but when we do, you can be sure we’ll let you know. Oh yeah, and there will be Clown Vampires… like a Pennywise type deal – as if we didn’t already have issues with clowns from the classic Stephen King story!

Anyway, in The Night Watchmen we’ll be faced with some very unlikely heroes… or, maybe not, as the tagline of the movie is this:

The Night Watchmen - Tagline

Oh yeah, this should be good. Here’s a gloriously NSFW trailer for The Night Watchmen:

The details on The Night Watchmen:

Director: Mitchell Altieri
Writers: Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Jamie Nash
Stars: Ken Arnold, Kevin Jiggetts, Kara Luiz, Dan DeLuca, Max Gray Wilbur, James Remar, Matt Servitto

Karina "ScreamQueen" Adelgaard

I write reviews and recaps on Heaven of Horror. And yes, it does happen that I find myself screaming, when watching a good horror movie. I love psychological horror, survival horror and kick-ass women. Also, I have a huge soft spot for a good horror-comedy. Oh yeah, and I absolutely HATE when animals are harmed in movies, so I will immediately think less of any movie, where animals are harmed for entertainment (even if the animals are just really good actors). Fortunately, horror doesn't use this nearly as much as comedy. And people assume horror lovers are the messed up ones. Go figure!
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